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Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Unisex T-Shirt louisville A horizontal oval badge belowBen Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him. Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label. The Details: A limited color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat, hoisting a golden pint glass. White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif