I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Hoodie Size:M State League

State League

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history

golden-yellow text reads "TOURNAMENT OF MARTIAL ARTS" with East Asian characters beneath

Every bruised knee just proved the concept

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Hoodie Size:M State LeagueCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed