Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex Sweatshirt floria Distressed white stacked text in

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

A white shark fin rises from stylized light blue horizontal wave lines

which never even finishes the sentence

the thumb and pinky curled inward

Golden-yellow bamboo-style lettering reads "THE LANAI" at the top

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